MEET MAGGIE

"Lizzie, I heard that your goldfish died so to cheer you up I got you two more, Their both named Steven one with an V and one with a PH!!"

"Hope you like them!"I yell to loudly in her ear, handing the to her as she walks by.

Lizzie lives on my street I live with my caretaker Genevieve on 120364 Rosypop Ave. I have hair that falls down my back to my middle. It's red. My ears are shaped like half hearts if you take out my head and put my ears together it would be a full heart. I go back inside and hide in the coat closet so I can think my marvelous plan through fully, then quickly run to under the coffee table, grab the flaming candle above me, a tissue, and the fan Genevieve keeps in the living room for the warmth of summer, and go to work. Turning the fan to face up and twist the on button I plant my tissue right smack in the middle so that it will fly up then when it runs out of air, down. Pinch the candle with my pointer and thumb turn it upside down so that the tissue will catch the fire in it's fibers. I hear Genevieve coming down the stairs so I leave the scene, and head to the bathroom for my morning routine of counting my rubber ducks. Now in the bathroom I turn them all left to face the shampoo's , sit down on the bathmat cross my legs. I count them forwards, then backwards, then forwards one more time, tap each one of them on the head twice for good luck brush my teeth just like every morning, walk down the hall to my bedroom so I can change into my favorite jeans and t-shirt belt and butterfly hair clip, ready to go face m punishment for setting off the smoke alarm.

Elmo